Finding a box of protection (which is almost empty) in your friend’s glove compartment. I really didn’t need to know how active my friends can be.
Walking by a person you vaguely know, and trying to avoid them. Then you trip. Talk about smooth.
Continually calling your old job and hearing the same manager tell you there are no hours available. So much for that guaranteed second job.
Visiting your friend at work, simply because they called and told you how they dreaded it. You get there, and your friend is busy…How many times can one walk around a store without coming off as a thief?
Trying to be nice by saying hello to classmate you had some time ago. Turns out they have a twin (which you never met). To make matters worse, there is no way in hell that actual classmate has any chance of remembering you, since the class was two years ago.
Saying something completely vulgar to your close friend…and someone within earshot hears it. Your friend thought that person was very attractive…so much for that.
Starting off a conversation with the wrong question, and getting shot down. So much for a good first impression.